WordPress Done Got Me For My Coins – I Guess I’m an Official Blogger

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Well, I guess it had to happen some time.  I have such a good following on Facebook that I kept getting folks asking me to “blog”.  I was like ‘well hayle, don’t I sorta do that on FB anyway?’  My writing coach told me that wasn’t good enough, so I’m here.  And yes, I have a writing coach.  Just like if I was gon’ play ball, I’d have a coach.  So don’t try to make me feel some kinda way bout that. 

I’m sure you have learned just by reading this little bit that this won’t be a blog that is grammatically correct.  So if you are looking to read the King’s English, this ain’t the blog for you.  I’m from the “country”, so I write like I would talk to a friend.  And that’s what I want this blog to be.  A place where I can let my hair (wig or weave counts) down and you, the reader, can too.  Where we can take our shoes off and sit on a couch without plastic,  even if we have to keep our feet off the table. 

I’m going to provide little snippets into my world (you know who I am..and how I was born the daughter of a sharecropper, during the worst of times and the best of times, yadda yadda yadda..) and also talk a lot about pop culture.  I’m warning you now..if you a a member of the Beyhive, you gon’ hate me cuz I might talk about Beyonce, Jay Z, Solange, and even Matthew Knowles but some things ARE sacred.  I won’t be talmbout Blu Ivy or them lil side uncles her granddaddy went out and had in his twilight years.  Sometimes, I will talk about politics…sometimes, I will talk about current events.  Sometimes, I will talk about reality shows, and sometimes I will talk about why ol’ people don’t need to have kids.  And believe me, I know bout that, cuz I’m an old person with one. 

Nothing is off limits (except the people at my job cuz ain’t nobody tryna lose they livelihood behind bloggin’).  I just want to have a place to share my thoughts in this crazy world….and have y’all come through and read them.  I also wanna hear from YOU, but be advised that ain’t no freedom of speech over here.  If you say somethin’ outta pocket (that means “not nice”), I might have to delete it.  But it’s all love.  And I’m sorta forgetful so I won’t remember it the next day and will welcome you back with open arms.

I can’t promise I will blog everyday but I just might.  You know black foke…when stuff is too much like work, we ain’t tryna do too much of it.  But I will do my best to check in every other day or so. 

Smooches!  Or maybe Muah.  Okay, I don’t know why I typed either of those.  I was at the end and felt like I needed a sign-off.  I will work on that so that this blog doesn’t become “lame”.  Okay, I’m out…..

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31 thoughts on “WordPress Done Got Me For My Coins – I Guess I’m an Official Blogger”

    • Ask away now…while they be “free”. LOL. Once I’m famous, I’mma act brand new and start chargin’. I’m tryna get some of that loooooong money like Oprah nem. LOL! Thanks for the support!

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  7. ALL I want to know IS are you gonna mention MY NAME as an inspiration when you blow up AND will I get any royalties if I ever make your blog? Just things us simple, non-bloggers need to know. **Oh, and CONGRATULATIONS!!!**

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  14. CLF

    I am soooo proud of you!!! As I said in my email, I was crackin up after the first paragraph…and I AM apart of the Beyhive….
    Seriously, congrats and I can’t wait to see more…..

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